Some of Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘Disturbing’ Amazon Orders Are So Creepy

Everything you learn about Jeffrey Epstein through the Epstein files might be against your will at this point, but there is so much to comb through that we all learn something new (and disgusting) every day. I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they invented the internet, but here we are. One part of the Epstein files that has been examined now is his Amazon orders, as explained in a TikTok video. Yes, Epstein was a Prime member like so many others. Except, unlike the majority of Amazon users, Epstein was a convicted sex offender awaiting trial for serious charges before he reportedly died by suicide.

Although Epstein and Amazon supreme leader Jeff Bezos have never been proven to be close friends, Bezos is mentioned more than 190 times in the files in some way. According to the files, Bezos was named in emails as a potential investor, but never confirmed to have visited Epstein’s island as a guest. But apparently his products made their way to Little St. James.

Jeffrey Epstein had some off-the-wall Amazon orders according to the files.

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No one expected anything in the Epstein files to be anything less than creepy and incriminating for the financier. But it doesn’t make it any easier to stomach. In the TikTok video about Epstein’s Amazon orders, the user goes through a litany of random items Epstein ordered over the years.

Whether it was Epstein himself, his ex-girlfriend and convicted accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, or an assistant, Epstein’s emails with order information from Amazon are all over the files. Some of the orders contained baby items, like building blocks and clothes. Another order featured two stripper poles. There were also several orders of swan-like pool floats, but that’s probably the most normal thing about his Amazon orders.

Epstein also ordered his share of his own book, TITLE, for reasons that are beyond my own personal comprehension. And why would Epstein need stainless steel bedpans?

That’s another brain buster, because what in the actual…? 

One user under the TikTok video about the purchases joked in the comments, “I know it’s not the main concern, but did Amazon deliver to his island or…?

“I questioned how his orders didn’t get flagged but then I remembered who owns Amazon,” someone else wrote. Also, what was up with him buying his own book?

“I don’t know why I’m stuck on this but he had to buy copies of his own books?” Another user commented. “Lol he couldn’t just get his hands on them?”

Then there are the girls’ school uniforms that Epstein found and ordered on Amazon. It’s also hard not to wonder about the purpose behind multiple truck bed mattresses that Epstein ordered on Amazon.

The orders people are most outraged about include the baby clothes, toys, and books for young children.

“I cannot…baby toys,” someone wrote under the TikTok.

Other odd orders that Epstein placed on Amazon include a sheriff’s badge that said ”official brothel inspector’ and multiple EMS first aid kits that were close to $100 each.

And maybe the whip and copy of A Dictator’s Handbook go hand in hand in some way. But let’s try not to think too hard on that one.