14 Tips for Great Gift Giving
Remember It's Not About You
Every husband should ask himself, "Does my wife truly desire hockey tickets and a power mower? Does she really?" The holidays are not a time to be self-serving. Give your significant other something he or she wants, and the rest will follow, especially if you drop a lot of unsubtle hints.
Food Is Love ... Unless It Makes You Sick
Santa divides the world into naughty and nice. But if you’re going to give an edible gift, you have to remember who’s gluten-free, who’s lactose intolerant, who’s vegan and who’s dieting. Too bad, you may have to keep that chocolate-covered bacon cheesecake for yourself.
Stay Away From Animals
In the movies, it’s oh-so-adorable when someone receives a big wrapped box with air holes poked into the sides. Awwww, a puppy! In real life, unless you’re providing your full time pet care services along with the dog/cat/lizard, stick to gifts that don’t poop.
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Keep a Stash
You know what’s awkward? When a friend surprises you with a holiday gift, and you have nothing to give in return. You know what’s more awkward? Blurting out, “Oh, I’ll have your gift tomorrow!” making it crystal clear that you were caught empty handed. Avoid this holiday snafu by hoarding a secret stash of gender-neutral gifts you can whip out at a moment’s notice, like candles, picture frames or movie passes.
Never Make a Woman Feel Like a Maid
Unless she put an upright vacuum on the top of her Amazon wish list, utilitarian household appliances make lame gifts for wives and girlfriends. Not only are such items unromantic, but they imply that current housekeeping standards aren’t up to snuff. That’s a great way to end up sleeping on the couch.
Don't Stereotype Your Man
Some guys are hard to shop for. Unlike women, you can’t count on them to wear lip gloss, have tchotchke collections or fetishize chocolate. The lazy gift giver will default to typical man stuff like neckties and power tools. But remember, men are more than just gadget-loving golfers. Some of them are gadget-loving fantasy football addicts. Think outside the box.
