Where to begin … Prince Harry's highly anticipated memoir may not be set to hit bookshelves until January 10, but Page Six has been sharing all the juicy details in excerpts the outlet has obtained from the book. Most notably, one story Harry tells in the book is about how he got frostbite in a very vulnerable area, prompting a hilarious response from Twitter users.
'Spare' appears to have one or two TMI moments.
The father of two used his upcoming book to air some grievances and to share some of his experiences living as a royal. One of those experiences saw him traveling to the South Pole, where he took part in a charity event that involved a long outdoor hike.
Unfortunately for Harry, all of that time spent in the subzero temperatures left him chapped and frostbitten, according to an excerpt reported by Page Six.
Harry talked about his chilly willy at great length.
"Upon arriving home I'd been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frost nipped," Harry wrote in his book.
The timing couldn't have been worse, as Harry arrived back just in time for his brother Prince William to marry Kate. "While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn't," Harry continued before revealing he went off in search of treatment as soon as the ceremony ended.
Twitter users couldn't believe their luck and spent most of the day roasting the prince.
Harry's name immediately started trending as people hopped online to share a series of hilarious hot takes about the prince's cold member.
"You're born and then you die and there is apocalyptic climate change — but somewhere in the middle you learn that Prince Harry had a frostbitten penis," one person wrote.
Another person turned the news into a Harry Potter-themed joke. "PRINCE HARRY'S FROSTBITTEN PENIS: it's a blizzard 'arry," the person wrote.
Others mocked the media coverage about what happened.
Headlines everywhere shared details about Harry's frozen phallus, prompting one person to make a joke about how ridiculous it sounded.
In response to Page Six claiming that "Prince Harry had a frostbitten penis at Prince William and Kate's wedding," one person tweeted, "Most people serve cake or maybe some canapés!"
This isn't the only time Harry mentions his little prince in the book.
Fans already know that Harry also uses some of the pages of his memoir to address whether he's circumcised (he is) and the first time he had sex (she treated him like a "stallion"), prompting one person to ask whether he talks about anything else in Spare.
Those who are curious about what else Harry's book reveals will have to wait a few more days until it's released on Tuesday. As for now, we'll all just have to enjoy the many tweets and memes the excerpts already have prompted.
