The Real Housewives love them some plastic surgery as much as I love a box of Sour Patch Kids and a dark room. Whether they're from New York, L.A., Atlanta, New Jersey, or Miami, there's always someone in the cast who just doesn't know when to say when. The fillers, the Botox, the breasts the size and density of butternut squash … some of these women have gone under the knife and emerged for the worse.
Here's a look at the 7 Housewives with just terrible plastic surgery.
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Mama Elsa

It's like Mama Elsa from the RHOM is made of clay and covered in makeup.
Taylor Armstrong

If you think she looks surprised, no, that's just how Taylor from RHOBH looks all the time thanks to Botox.
Lynne Curtin

Lynne from the RHOC's face is so tight she can't even talk. That, or those pills she takes have been kicking in stronger than usual.
Adrienne Maloof

Adrienne from the RHOBH actually just heard her dog died, but her face is frozen in that position. She'd make a sad face if she could.
Jill Zarin

Jill Zarin of the RHONY denies any plastic surgery, which, LOL.
Lisa Hochstein

Lisa from the RHOM married a plastic surgeon and claims she's his best advertisement, but really, no. Just, no.
OH SHIT

I thought she was worth a second slide.
Lori Peterson

Lori from the O.G. RHOC had some of the worst work ever.