‘Real Housewife’ Sells Her Boring, Beige Mansion for an Insane Amount of Money (PHOTOS)

I think we all remember the first time we saw newcomer Heather Dubrow's house on The Real Housewives of Orange County. It was a vision. And then, when she hosted that party where some girl with really skinny legs ate the bow off her cake, we got to see even more of the amazing property. I hoped you soaked it up, though, because Heather and her husband just sold the place for a $16.45 million, reportedly netting over $6 million on the deal. Buh-bye, house.

Even though Heather's one of the only RHOC cast members who has legit money and legit real estate holdings, can we talk for a second about these photos of her home?

Heather clearly hates color. Everything is tan on tan on tan — the only accent I saw were black and white zebra striped chairs. And well, black and white do not an accent make.

No word yet on where the Dubrows have taken up new residence, but I'm positive wherever they did, it's effortlessly enviable with more rooms and staircases and fireplaces and bathrooms than the entire continent of Africa.

I just hope that their new house has a little more color because, I mean, beige can have a numbing effect on one's personality.

Huh, on second thought, if I were going to have Tamra Barney and Gretchen Rossi over to my home, I too might ensure the atmosphere was boring and cold — it might encourage my crazy guests to be calmer and less, you know, awful.

Take a look at Heather's house she just sold. Do you like the tan interior?

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Sunny Family Room

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Casual Dining Area

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