Holidays are great and all, but isn't there something special about your birthday? I mean, it's a whole day set aside just to celebrate the fact that you were born onto this beautiful planet! Who doesn't love that? Plus, there are usually presents.
But the best gift is the gift of laughter, so with that mindset, let me present to you some of the funniest autocorrect texts sent about birthdays that I could find on the Internet.
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Awkward Gift

Well that would certainly be a surprising gift for mom.
Interest Among Sibs

That's one hell of an autocorrect when talking about siblings!
Toothy Aztec Ship

I'm really glad she translated that, because there was no hope otherwise.
What Makes Them Floppy?

Never mind … I don't want to know.
He Don't Care

Darth Badger don't give a you-know-what!
Bitch Day

It's like a birthday, but instead of once a year, it comes once a month. It does usually involve eating copious amounts of ice cream though.
Best Present for a Foodie

From Giada. Heh.
Finger-Lickin' Good

Maybe not as much fun, but likely tastier. I hope.
Pound What?

Cake. He wants a pound cake.
Time to Quit

Actually, don't quit. The rest of us need your autocorrect fails for entertainment value.