Many of us wouldn't associate holiday time with sexy time, what with all the turkey and Christmas cookies we're busy scarfing down. But then again, the deadly combination of eggnog and mistletoe has been known to lead to dirty deeds. For such occasions, there is holiday-themed lingerie, in all its tinseled, candy-cane thonged, fishnetted, unintentionally funny, naughty-Claus glory.
Here are 15 over-the-top lingerie sets putting the X in Xmas and a laugh in your belly.
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Naughty List Santa Lingerie
A minimalist take on Santa's suit — because leaving something, anything to the imagination is totally overrated in the bedroom. Glad her hands are warm!
Naughty Toy Soldier Costume
Someone took all the cool bits of a toy soldier uniform — military cap, cuffs, gold braiding and buttons, epaulets — and left the three boring yards of fabric out.
Sexy Suspender Santa Lingerie
Think we may be asking a lot out of these fuzzy suspenders … Or nothing at all.
Sexy Green Halter Christmas Tree Costume
Okay, don't hate. This is actually kinda cute, even if the first thing that comes to mind when we see a Christmas tree is definitely not "hot sex."
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Women's Sexy Strappy Holiday Striped Teddy
This better come with instructions. That is all.
Sexy Green Elf Costume for Women
In a bit of savvy counter-programming, this elf outfit is out to prove that showing less is more in the bedroom — even more so if you add pointy ears.
Secret Lover Lingerie Set
If Santa keeps an "Extra-Naughty" list, Mrs. Claus and her S&M-inspired underthings are definitely on it.
Frosty the Snow Vixen
Why can't a snowman actually be a snowwoman and why can't she wear long gloves? No reason, no reason at all.
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Enticing Elf Costume
A barmaid and an elf — two professions we're not sure go together outside of Kinkyland.
Two-Piece Sexy Christmas Gift
The gift that keeps on giving … laughs.
Mrs. Santa Claus Dress Christmas Costume
Mid-day text from your guy: Can Little Red Riding Hood and Mrs. Claus come out to play 2nite? You: Yes, I can make that happen.
Frozen Hottie Strappy and Sheer 3-Piece Teddy Set
Fishnet bodysuit with strappy rear? Brrrrrrrrr! Just … brrrrrrrr!
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Sexy Strapless Lace-Up Bowknot Embellished Women's Corset
Velvet, and bows, and and corsets, oh my! This one's got a vintage-y, grandma's attic-y vibe. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Holiday Heartthrob 2-Piece Set
Okay, now you're just raiding the Christmas decorations box. Plus, wrong place for white fur.
Candy Cane Romper Costume
Nope.
