The humble bathroom. It may not be the first room we think of in a house, but we sure spend a boatload of time in there. From showering, to getting ready in the morning, to … doing other things, the bathroom gets a lot of foot-traffic in a home. If money were no object, why wouldn't you create an incredible space where you can draw yourself a bath and unwind in at the end of each day? A seriously chic bathroom is, after all, the ultimate sign of luxury.
Which got us thinking — what would the commode of our dreams look like? They'd all be palatial with things like "emotional showers" installed, inspiration garnered from Roman bathhouses, and positively dripping in luxury.
Of course, that all comes with a price, so if you've got around $15 million to spare, you can sit on one of these elite thrones.
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The 'Roman Bathhouse' Bathroom
The founder of Yankee Candle designed this bathroom in his (now-sold) Florida compound to be reminiscent of a Roman bathhouse. Wonder if it smells like vanilla cupcake?
The 'Emotional Shower' Bathroom
Not only does this shower look like something out of The Jetsons, it's an "emotional shower," which means it engages the senses of touch, smell, and sight when you're bathing.
Not bad — but would you expect anything less than a bathroom in an $18 million home in the Italian countryside?
The Church Bathroom
If you've got over $14 million to turn an old British church into your home, you know the bathroom is going to be good. So modern, though? Now, that's a surprise!
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The Spa Bathroom
This is the bathroom in business tycoon Larry Ellison's daughter's $15 million home in Los Angeles. And check out that insane view!
The Ultimate Bathroom
Umm … is this a bathroom or someone's house? This insane washroom in an $85 million Beverly Hills mansion has anything and everything anyone could ever need. People need leather lounge chairs and chandeliers when they're bathing, right?
The Ultra-Modern Bathroom
How heavenly would it be to pour yourself a glass of wine and sit in this gorgeous tub in your $16 million English pad?
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A Bathroom With a View
Talk about getting away from it all. Laugh at the commuters below when you're soaking in this gorgeous bathtub with view that's even more gorgeous.
The Fireplace Bathroom
Leave it to a Real Housewife to have an ornate bathroom like this. Melissa Gorga of The Real Housewives of New Jersey decided she needed a fireplace in her bathroom, because duh, who doesn't?
The (Indoor) Outdoor Shower
Ever felt like bathing outside without, you know, going outside? Apparently, so did the owners of this $10 million Pennsylvania estate — hence, the outdoorsy vibe and brick tub.
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The Cozy-Meets-Modern Bathroom
Is it cozy? Modern? It's both! This $3 million English home is the best of both worlds.
The Woodsy-Meets-Industrial Bathroom
This $2 million home was once a 17th-century farmhouse — and the design in the bathroom shows!
The Serenity Bathroom
Could it possibly get any sexier (or more relaxing?) than this? Nope! The bathroom in this Cote d'Azur home is the pinnacle of luxury.
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The Miami Bathroom
Not a bad way to get ready for the morning — with a clear view of the Atlantic. This stunning bathroom sits in a $7 million Miami property. Gorgeous.
The Elegant Bathroom
High ceilings, enormous windows, and a tub like that? Yep, we'll take this $5 million English property, thanks.
The 'Fish House' Bathroom
The bathroom in this Singapore "Fish House" is the size of about three New York studio apartments — and it's much nicer, too.
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