Is it just us, or is everyone else a little burnt out on the recent election coverage? In addition to the countless hours we've spent poring over nonstop coverage of the latest terrible thing Donald Trump has said, there's just this feeling of ennui, that checking our Facebook newsfeed or CNN means going even deeper down the political rabbit hole.
But with the election mere weeks away, it's impossible to ignore the battle for the White House (as well it should be). And that all-consuming fervor has even permeated to the four corners of the Internet, in the form of strange political swag.
Gone are the days of wearing a red, white, and blue-spangled pin on your lapel — the era of showing your political leanings with beer koozies and embroidered pillows is here.
We've scoured the Internet for some of the strangest political swag you can buy. But no matter what swag you choose, the most important thing to do this November is vote.
Image via HillaryClinton.com
Cross-Stitch Pillow
If you're a fan of old-timey stitching with a feminist twist, this is the throw pillow for you.
Stitch by Stitch Throw Pillow, $55; at HillaryClinton.com
Trump-Canceling Headphones
Heard enough Trump for the day? Pop these bad boys on and hear no more. These headphones are huuuuuuuge.
Donald Trump Canceling Headphones, $14.99; at Amazon
Hillary Clinton Beer Koozie
Want to comment on Hillary's so-called frigid persona? Say it with a koozie!
Chillary Clinton Can Holder, $10; at HillaryClinton.com
Donald Trump Pet Wig
Need a last-minute Halloween costume for your four-legged friend? Nothing's spookier than this.
Donald Trump Pet Wig, $16.99; on Etsy
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He's With Her Mug Set
For political junkies who like to watch the news with a big cup of hot coffee.
He’s With Her Mug Set, $28.95 at Fishs Eddy
Donald Trump Birthday Card
Ever wonder how The Donald would throw a birthday? This is probably pretty accurate.
Donald Trump Funny Birthday Card, $3.99; on Etsy
Hillary Clinton YAAAAAAAAS Sticker
All day, every day.
Hillary Clinton YAAAAAAAAS Sticker, $5.55; at Zazzle
Hillary Scrunchie
Never has an icon of '90s fashion been so fearlessly feminist.
Hillary Scrunchie, $10.99; at HillaryScrunchies.com
Donald Trump Hair T-Shirt
The hair say it all.
Donald Trump Hair T-Shirt, $23.99; at Gnarly Tees
Donald Trump Nail Decals
Build a tall wall of base coat, then add these to your digits.
Trump Nail Decals, $5.99; on Etsy
'Delete Your Account' iPhone Skin
It was the tweet to @RealDonaldTrump that would live on, as fate would have it, on an iPhone case.
Hillary Clinton Delete Your Account iPhone Skin, $25; at RedBubble
The Donald Crew Socks
If you want to show your Trump support from head to toe, here's your chance.
Donald Trump Crew Socks, $12; at LivingRoyal
Stewart-Colbert Otterbox iPad Case
For Americans who wish to convey the deepest desires of their hearts.
Stewart-Colbert Otterbox iPad Case, $79.99; on Etsy
Kanye West 2020 Duvet
It's the ticket that's somehow better — and worse — than 2016.
Kanye West for President Duvet, $97.87; at RedBubble
