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Who needs a unicorn float when you can cruise down a lazy river in a sanitary pad?
The Internet is collectively dying over this epic design fail spotted by an eagle-eyed Redditor.
The "Pasadena Pool Float" even comes complete with the mysterious blue dye all sanitary napkin companies use in commercials!
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Naturally, Reddit was ready with some witty comebacks.
And once it made its way to Twitter, it was properly skewered there as well.
Though some were totally here for it.
Apparently it's not the only, er, "women's health"–inspired floating device out there.
(If you can't see it, I can't help you.)
Or you can just go full-on uterus.
Millennials, y'all can keep your doughnut floaties. Our summer is set.
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