It's less than 60 days till Halloween. Kids costumes are already in stores. And, of course, this begs the eternal question: "What are you going to wear?"
You could cop out and wear a witch outfit, again. But wouldn't it be much easier to wear something subtle and ironic that isn't uncomfortable? Something that takes no time to get into? Something you could wear every year? Something that says you are taking this holiday seriously, but you also have a sense of humor?
We hear that!
And this T-shirt referencing a bed-and-breakfast the Sanderson sisters in Hocus Pocus wish they'd opened is perfect. It will take everyone a minute to realize it's not a tee from a B&B you stayed in. You will look cute and normal — but you didn't flake on the costume! So worth it!
Not a fan of Hocus Pocus?
How about a tank that exposes your skeleton under your jeans jacket? Your Halloween will be done and done for now and for every future year when you can't even.
