Christmas Karen Calls Neighbor’s Decorations ‘Santa’s Whorehouse’ in Scathing Letter

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Now is the time to start driving around town to look at Christmas lights. There are some pretty incredible displays that people spend a lot of time and money on, and they often do it to bring joy to others. After all, aren't we all supposed to be holly and jolly this time of year?

Sure, some of us are more into the holiday spirit than others, but can't we just let people have their fun? No, of course not. There always has to be some Scrooge all up in people's business.

A woman left a nasty note on one of her neighbors' doors about their holiday display. Instead of getting her way and having the Christmas lights taken down, she went viral for being a ridiculously Grinchy Karen.

The note was pretty harsh.

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Someone posted it in Reddit's F—YouKaren forum, and the note is kind of nasty.

It reads, "Why don't you give our neighborhood a break? Haven't you even heard that less is more? Your house is the joke of the neighborhood. It looks more like Santa's whorehouse or a Christmas abortion. Tone it down a bit!"

Uh, what? We don't even know where to start here. But we are pretty certain that Santa doesn't have a whorehouse, and we don't even know what the heck a Christmas abortion is.

People went nuts in the comment section.

Here's the thing: Karen thought she was really sticking it to the man, but in fact, she made a darn fool of herself. The comment section went wild.

There were plenty of suggestions on how the neighbor could improve the display.

"Can the elves be motorized cutouts project a shadow against the window? Perhaps two elves with one in a thrusting motion?" someone asked.

Then there was this great idea: "I don't know about the rest of you, but for me, that would be an absolute challenge for next year's decorations. [More] things!!!!!!!"

"Fake strippers? Run right down to the club now and hire some ladies to put on show for the whole neighborhood" another person commented.

We really love this one: "I'd put that note on a wall … BLOWN UP!"

Karen really got people thinking.

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Is she wants a whorehouse, the elves ought to give her one.

We rolled at this one: "I like Santa's whorehouse. Where's his stable of b—-es?"

And then of course he knows if you've been bad or good, right?

"Santa doesn't need a whorehouse. He knows where all the naughty girls live." someone pointed out.

The house seemed OK to most people.

It could have been a lot worse.

"This was my thought. Everywhere you go there are people who go overboard on the decorations," one person commented. "This house definitely counts as overboard, but they did it really tastefully. It actually looks nice and well planned."

Plenty of people agreed.

"Very pretty and tastefully done while still being awesome. Not an easy combo, but they pulled it off," another person wrote. "Karen is jealous."

"How terribly rude. We enjoy the lights in our neighborhood," someone else shared. "I'm too old at this point to hang many so I have a few but we're enjoying the neighbors homes that are decorated and have children in them."

Karen, you're getting coal this year.

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Redditors agreed that Karen needs to worry about herself and let people have their fun.

It's the holiday season, Karen. Get a life.

But we're kind of glad she left that note because the comment section is hilarious.

We'll leave you with this mic drop: "Next year – a slim and shapely 'Mrs. Claus' in a low-cut jacket, mini skirt, platform stiletto heels and a knowing smile and wink. Karen's looking for Santa's Whorehouse? Introduce her to the Madame in charge!"