When it comes to existing, there are clear rules everyone has to follow — but this is especially true for curvy women. I mean without guidelines on what clothes to wear, how our hair should look, or what we're allowed to do, the world would spin into utter chaos!
To help you curvy ladies keep from unraveling the very fabric of the earth, here are some **really deadly serious** reasons you should NEVER get tattooed.
Firstly, tattoos ONLY look amazing on taut skin.
I mean pshew, that rose certainly isn't beautifully colored in a perfect place or anything. Nope, she totally doesn't slay.
Tattooed girls already don't look "feminine" enough; adding curves into the mix is just dangerous.
*Rolls eyes on loop*
And there is no way a piece will look super detailed on a bigger body.
And no way will you have any sex appeal.
Nope, not fanning myself over here or anything.
Clearly you will never find anyone who agrees with your aesthetic.
Back tats and back rolls definitely don't go together.
And forget ever looking like a glamour queen.
Like, EVER.
EVER.
You'll be destined to die alone.
And cellulite will RUIN your artwork.
Y'know, not PERFECT line work and shading at all.
Plus, you'll never amount to anything or have a super successful career.
It's clearly never been done before. Clearly.
(In case you have picked up on this yet, we're totally kidding. Whether you have stretch marks or a big belly, get a tattoo wherever you want it. You'll still slay.)
