This mysterious barista creates the most insane dick latte art you’ve ever seen

Baristas are capable of some pretty incredible designs in latte milk foam, but one mysterious latte artist goes beyond your typical heart-and-flower design and draws dicks in her morning lattes.

She documents a new one each day on her Instagram, @dicklatte. You haven't lived until you've seen these.

It's dick latte time!

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When you *wish* upon a dick...

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Hot peppers and dicks: Great together in coffee, not so much IRL tho.

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Dicks in full bloom!

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Two are better than one.

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Dick magic, perhaps?

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It's not the size, it's how you use it.

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Spooky dick.

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Don't forget about prickly dick.

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Up close and personal.

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Happy St. Paddick's Day!

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And St. Valendick's Day ;)

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And of course... International Women's Day.

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Love you too, dick latte <3

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And just for good measure, here's dick latte in action (click for video):

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What will tomorrow's dick latte be?

You'll have to follow @dicklatte on Instagram to find out!