Welcome to Dick’s Last Resort, where the waiters are dicks and the customer is always wrong

Welcome to Dick's Last Resort.

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Dick's is an American restaurant chain...

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...where the staff is paid to treat customers like absolute shit. (click for video)

A video posted by @spade_oooo on Jul 13, 2016 at 1:01pm PDT

"Hey shit pigs, hurry it up. Assholes!"

Needless to say, it's a pretty classy place. There are 17 locations across the country.

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Waiters greet customers by hurling napkins and utensils at their faces. (click for video)

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Then diners are given obnoxious paper hats with personalized insults.

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Like I said, classy.

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I'm sensing a slut-shaming trend that makes me uncomfortable.

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SERIOUSLY.

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WHAT.

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THE FUCK.

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Peep the floor. This place is a zoo. 

SHIT. IS. EVERYWHERE.

Women have all the sex, men have none of the sex. I'm so confused.

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The staff is happy to pinpoint your uncanny celebrity lookalike.

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DEAD.

They'll even attempt to read your mind.

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Nothing is off-limits.

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Don't bring your kid here, unless you want her to grow up to be an asshole.

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EW.

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Dick's keeps dishing out the insults, and customers keep coming back.

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Because at the end of the day, we all secretly love that rude-ass dick who tells it like it is.

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