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Welcome to Dick's Last Resort.

Dick's is an American restaurant chain...

...where the staff is paid to treat customers like absolute shit. (click for video)
"Hey shit pigs, hurry it up. Assholes!"
Needless to say, it's a pretty classy place. There are 17 locations across the country.

Waiters greet customers by hurling napkins and utensils at their faces. (click for video)
Then diners are given obnoxious paper hats with personalized insults.

Like I said, classy.

I'm sensing a slut-shaming trend that makes me uncomfortable.

SERIOUSLY.

WHAT.

THE FUCK.

Peep the floor. This place is a zoo.
SHIT. IS. EVERYWHERE.
Women have all the sex, men have none of the sex. I'm so confused.

The staff is happy to pinpoint your uncanny celebrity lookalike.

DEAD.
They'll even attempt to read your mind.

Nothing is off-limits.

Don't bring your kid here, unless you want her to grow up to be an asshole.

EW.

Dick's keeps dishing out the insults, and customers keep coming back.

Because at the end of the day, we all secretly love that rude-ass dick who tells it like it is.
