Share
Move over, Disney — the hottest new theme park will be one full of sexy vibes, and sexy rides.
Erotic product company SoftLove announced this week that it plans to open an erotic amusement park called ErotikaLand — a "liberal park where you can do everything." It will be sensual, but not hardcore (i.e., no porn).
ErotikaLand invites guests to take full advantage, mind and body, of the sights and attractions… but no sex on the rides, obvi.
Welcome to the soon-to-exist ErotikaLand, the sexiest new place on the planet *wink*
There are plenty of erotic games to play in the arcade...
...or take a stroll through the erotic sculpture garden (nudes abound!).
Go for a ride — no pun intended — in the sex playground. The Ferris wheel seats will be transparent so you can see the view from all angles. Whee!!
If it gets too hot, you can head over to the nudity pool for a dip — a skinny dip, that is (but no sex in the pool, either).
You can also catch a film in the cinema — it has vibrating seats! And don't forget to grab a souvenir from the sex shop on your way out.
Too tired to make it back home? Park yourself in the hotel (you know what that means...).
ErotikaLand is aiming for launch at the end of 2017. Booking my ticket for São Paolo as we speak!
