Bossy, entitled, sure she's in charge of everyone else's life choices, wildly intolerant — Karens are awful.
Just say no. Don't even hide it. Put it right out there. Maybe even, if you have a Karen in your life who you have hopes of reforming, give her a gift that calls her out for her shameless entitlement.
Here are five gifts for everyone in your life who is ready to say, "No, Karen."
Not today, Karen. We aren't having it.
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If Karen comes to visit and starts in, you can get out this candle and light it. And so can all your friends and family. It's an intervention that smells like we need a manager in here.
This is a hand-poured soy candle with a cotton wick.
We dare you to Karen here! It won't go well.
Feeling feisty? Go out into the world daring the Karens to try something. They'll think better of it when they see you — and everyone on your gift list — wearing this T-shirt. And frankly, it's better for everyone if they just don't. This is Karen prevention in a soft, lightweight 100% cotton tee.
This is a tough time to be named Karen.
For people whose name is Karen, this is a hard time. Meeting new people, wearing a name tag? These simple things have been co-opted by the Karens. You could change your name. Or just laugh at it and carry this mug into meetings, on Zoom calls, and always.
This is a 14-ounce ceramic coffee mug. And if you like someone named Karen, she needs it.
Karen is why we need to drink.
After a day full of Karens making everyone angry with their bossy sense of entitlement, we all need a stiff drink. And so why not name the wine glass that holds that calming beverage what it is? It's how we get through.
This is a 20-ounce stemless wine glass with "Because Karen" etched in it. Because this is going to take more than a 5-ounce glass of wine.
You asked for the manager, Karen? You got it.
Karens are famous for asking for the manager when they don't get whatever it is they feel they are entitled to. This time? There is no one but me here, Karen. Your complaint about everyone else in here who you feel does not have the same rights you do? There is no one else to hear it.
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