This year's most hyped high fashion collab was definitely Louis Vuitton x Supreme. And while hype beasts and couture-lovers alike fought tooth and nail to get their hands on the monogrammed merch before anyone else, of course luxury lover Jeffree Star got his hands on the collection FIRST.
But unlike some of Star's previous OTT designer hauls, this was all in the name of love — he bought most of it for his bae Nathan's birthday. The amount he shelled out to celebrate his man will make you lightheaded. Clutch your wallets, 'cause this is going to be a FUN RIDE.
The prices are converted from Euros via Supreme Leak News.
Star opened the video by highlighting how CRAZY he is about Louis Vuitton — he's been collecting pieces from the brand for 12 YEARS.
Not only does he have the Louis Vuitton logo tattooed on his fingers, there's a vault FULL of custom Louis Vuitton items in his house. My goodness.
So when Star heard about the LV x Supreme collection, he knew he needed to shop in the name of love — he loves Louis, Nathan (who skateboards) loves Supreme. It was a fashion match made in heaven.
So let's see this haul!
Left, Matching leather baseball jackets: $4,110 x 2 = $8,110.
"Because we're so fucking extra we got matching jackets and hoodies," Star said. And it's made out of ~leather~ so no, this isn't a regular old baseball jacket. Star loved the quality of the jackets and said they're "warm and cozy," too. For that price, they should be.
Right, Box logo hooded sweatshirts: $881 x 2= $1,762.
Left, Jacquard denim chore coat: $1,292.
"I'm not really that into denim, but this is fucking cool," Star said. For almost $1,300, I'd find a way to be into denim.
Right, Jacquard denim baseball jersey: $928.
Left, Camp cap: ($411) and right, Denim trucker jacket: $2,054.
They liked the leather finishes on the hat and also the matching jacket.
Baseball gloves: $699.
And no, you don't have to actually play baseball to wear them.
Nathan loves the gloves so much, he's already worn them — here he's rocking them on the Alternative Press Music Awards red carpet.
Red monogram bandana: $370.
Star said he loves scarves, so he'll probably be taking this from Schwandt.
Sport shoes: $799.
"I don't like wearing white stuff… because I'm so scared of getting it dirty," Star said. These kicks might just live the rest of their days in Star's luxury Louis Vuitton vault.
Eye Trunk phone case: $329.
Star lovesssss Louis Vuitton phone cases, and described himself as a "Louis phone case whore." So naturally, he needed the case that turns your iPhone into a teeny, tiny trunk. "These were super limited. I haven't even seen anyone with it!" Star said.
City Mask SP Sunglasses: $405.
Star said he wanted the black sunglasses, but still made it work with the red shades.
Monogram blanket: $1,233.
That's one fancy blanket.
Monogram pillow: $529.
I wonder if you get a better night's sleep on a Louis Vuitton x Supreme pillow?
Left, Keepall 45 red bag: $3,159. Right, bumbag: $1,841.
Star LOVED the luggage set. "It's sick for traveling or going to a show," Star said.
Christopher backpack: $3,159.
When your luggage costs more than the whole flight. Bless.
And finally, the most INSANE item in an already insane haul — a custom Supreme Boite skateboard trunk: $46,930.
Star got this custom limited edition trunk for his bae, and even he admits that it's a little pricey. In the video, Star claims that the brand contacted him about the trunk, so it's unclear if he had to pay for it. But hot damn, this is like the Rolls Royce of giant boxes!
And there was another surprise. Open up the trunk, and BEHOLD! A LV x Supreme skateboard!
And Nate totally lost it.
The grand total for this one shopping haul: $74,010.
Is that a lot of money? Yes.
Like, an extreme amount of money? Yes.
But at the end of the day, it's his money. Star can spend it on whatever he likes.
If you want to see the whole thing for yourself, here's the entire haul video.
Will Jeffree and Nathan ever wear these pieces, or will they live forever in J.Star's luxurious Louis vault?
Only time will tell.
