Khloe Kardashian — with her self-proclaimed "dick-sucking lips" — is no amateur when it comes to sex.
The "Keeping Up" star has dished out a lot of advice over the years: some good, some bad… and some that just feels like #lifegoals.
From private planes to latex catsuits, here are Khloe's top tips.
1. Missionary is for quitters
According to Khloe, the missionary position is the worst of all the positions because it doesn't burn as many calories.
“I had my team put together a list of sex positions that burn the most calories, because what's more fun than getting down??? LOL,” she wrote on her website. Reverse cowgirl is the winner in Khloe's book.
2. The guy should pay on dates
Or at least, they should pay on the first date, says the reality star who is worth about $20 million.
But she noted that she has, on *occasion*, picked up the tab for her date. Attagirl, Khlo.
3. You should totally bang on a private plane
"I'm not out there getting freaky in the craziest places, but I've had my fair share of chasing a thrill," Khloe wrote on her website. One of which being a private jet.
"Doing it on a private plane is great, especially when there are other passengers on board. It's part of the thrill!" she said. "I walked into the bathroom first and then he followed so it wasn't exactly stealth, haha!!! Everyone obviously knew what was going on in and when I walked out, they asked if we had fun."
Unfortunately, she doesn't say who "he" is.
4. ...And on a marble kitchen counter
"You're at home, so it's comfortable, but it's still a little different than the norm," she wrote. "A marble kitchen counter is sexy, thrilling … and cold, LOL!"
That's, you know, assuming you have a marble kitchen counter at home.
5. ...But not in a moving car
"Don't try this at home!" Khloe warned, especially if you're a taller girl. "It feels cramped and it hurts my fucking knees."
(She added that she was in the backseat, and someone else was driving.)
It's "a waste of time," she added, "because nothing happens for me. I just don't get to the finish line! If you're down for a thrill, then by all means, but this one gets a low rating from me!"
6. Star in a sexy photoshoot
Khloe did hers in a latex catsuit, while performing some aerial aerobic tricks, People reported.
"The moves were really simple but it felt sexy," Khloe wrote again on her website. "If you're looking to amp up your love life, I highly recommend a fun photoshoot!"
