If you don't follow RuPaul on Twitter, you're missing out. Honestly, what are you even doing with this one wild and precious life, if not listening to the world's most famous drag queen crack wise all day? Come for the "Murder, She Wrote" tweets, stay for the positive life affirmations.
Mama Ru's tweets have been getting a little more political lately, and well, as the US government edges ever closer to the void, who among us cannot say the same? Today, RuPaul came for Jared Kushner via every snake's weak spot: the eyebrows.
And kitty girls, it. Was. Magnificent.
Following Kushner's second day (supposedly) answering questions about Russia's involvement with Trump's presidential campaign, Ru took the duplicitous weasel down with one single tweet.
"Today's Eyebrow: Plucked thin, defiant. A brow that says 'You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter.'"
Twitter was like... DID RUPAUL JUST COMPARE JARED KUSHNER TO DRACO MALFOY???
OH.
YES.
SHE.
DID.
While the world may not have noticed the resemblance at first, now it's all we can see.
Although unlike Draco, Kushner's *father-in-law* will hear about this.
And Twitter had a goddamned field day.
Jermaine here with the alternative "Harry Potter" facts...
Honestly, at the end of the day, this is a good point.
Now the question is, who among us will be brave enough to turn Kushner into a literal weasel?
Mad-Eye Moody, where are you when we need you most?
