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Who needs Tuxedo Mask when your scepter doubles as a dildo?
Online retailer Alien Outfitters (great name, right?) is now marketing two different Sailor Moon sex toys to the masses — and your orgasm will never be the same.
First up, we've got the Sailor Wand Dildo in a soft silicone.
And check out that moon crystal accent!
OK, so it's not real crystal — it's resin, which is probably much safer for intimate regions, but it still really ties the look together, no?
It's available for $145.
Aiming for something sleeker? Look no further than the Sailor Scepter glass wand.
It's triple-ribbed and "guaranteed to make you feel some type of way," the product description claims.
We think so too.
Glass is non-porous and easier to clean as well, not to mention hypoallergenic.
You can get it for $34.
Moon ~*orgasm*~ power!
