60 times Tess Holliday’s hair and makeup were pin-up girl goals

Tess Holliday is one bad, body-positive babe.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

This we know.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

She's one of of the most notable plus-size women in the world.

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And although she slays the fashion game daily, she's completely underrated in many other ways...

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... Mainly the fact that she's actually a beauty icon.

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You can't deny — Tess has had old Hollywood glamour mastered for YEARS.

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Her hair and makeup make a real case for bringing back the pin-up models of the 40s.

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She rarely strays from her signature look.

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Whether she's on the job...

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Modeling plus-size fashion and defying gravity with her hair...

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Gracing an event with her beautiful presence...

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Or just, you know, hanging out.

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Let me just start with this eyeliner tho.

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SHOW ME a more flawless cat eye.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

I'll wait.

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Still waiting...

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Haven't found one yet?

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Didn't think so.

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Sometimes, Tess will spice it up with a subtle pop of color on her lower lash line.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Or a not-so-subtle pop of color.

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Even just a few individual falsies takes her liner from zero to 100 REAL quick.

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But no matter what direction she takes it, it's perfect every damn time.

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That's not to say that Tess doesn't know her way around a classic smoky eye, though.

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Because she does.

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She really, REALLY does.

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Not even sunglasses can hide that killer blending work.

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Like, is that a lens flare, or is that just Tess' perfect, glowing complexion?

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Spoiler alert: It's just her face.

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She's #browgoals.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

And #mascaragoals.

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AND #contourgoals.

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She's just ALL THE #GOALS, OK?

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Even when she's simply in the process of getting ready.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

And I haven't gotten started on her hair yet.

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Her HAIR.

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If Isaac Newton had seen Tess Holliday's hair, he might've reconsidered publishing his theory of gravity.

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Despite the fact that it's SO LONG.

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Even when it's straight, it's still voluminous AF.

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And that kind of volume is not easily achieved.

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But Queen Tess does it time and time again.

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In the form of sultry waves...

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Big bouffants....

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Victory rolls...

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Straight-up beehives....

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Pigtails...

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Detailed top-knots...

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Braids...

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Space buns...

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You could name pretty much any hairstyle and bet that Tess has done it.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Or name an accessory — she's definitely worn it.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Big flowers? Check.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Bandanas? Check.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Fedoras (the good kind)? Check.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Trucker hats? Check.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Flower crowns? BIG CHECK.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Long story short: Tess Holliday's beauty brand is invincible.

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

How many people can you say look this perfect while demolishing a corn dog after a long day at Disneyland?

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

Not even New York City can handle the slay.

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Which is why I think it's appropriate if everyone joined me in shouting exactly what we're all thinking right now.

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"YES, QUEEN."

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Tess Holliday/Instagram

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