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Tess Holliday is one bad, body-positive babe.
This we know.
She's one of of the most notable plus-size women in the world.
And although she slays the fashion game daily, she's completely underrated in many other ways...
... Mainly the fact that she's actually a beauty icon.
You can't deny — Tess has had old Hollywood glamour mastered for YEARS.
Her hair and makeup make a real case for bringing back the pin-up models of the 40s.
She rarely strays from her signature look.
Whether she's on the job...
Modeling plus-size fashion and defying gravity with her hair...
Gracing an event with her beautiful presence...
Or just, you know, hanging out.
Let me just start with this eyeliner tho.
SHOW ME a more flawless cat eye.
I'll wait.
Still waiting...
Haven't found one yet?
Didn't think so.
Sometimes, Tess will spice it up with a subtle pop of color on her lower lash line.
Or a not-so-subtle pop of color.
Even just a few individual falsies takes her liner from zero to 100 REAL quick.
But no matter what direction she takes it, it's perfect every damn time.
That's not to say that Tess doesn't know her way around a classic smoky eye, though.
Because she does.
She really, REALLY does.
Not even sunglasses can hide that killer blending work.
Like, is that a lens flare, or is that just Tess' perfect, glowing complexion?
Spoiler alert: It's just her face.
She's #browgoals.
And #mascaragoals.
AND #contourgoals.
She's just ALL THE #GOALS, OK?
Even when she's simply in the process of getting ready.
And I haven't gotten started on her hair yet.
Her HAIR.
If Isaac Newton had seen Tess Holliday's hair, he might've reconsidered publishing his theory of gravity.
Despite the fact that it's SO LONG.
Even when it's straight, it's still voluminous AF.
And that kind of volume is not easily achieved.
But Queen Tess does it time and time again.
In the form of sultry waves...
Big bouffants....
Victory rolls...
Straight-up beehives....
Pigtails...
Detailed top-knots...
Braids...
Space buns...
You could name pretty much any hairstyle and bet that Tess has done it.
Or name an accessory — she's definitely worn it.
Big flowers? Check.
Bandanas? Check.
Fedoras (the good kind)? Check.
Trucker hats? Check.
Flower crowns? BIG CHECK.
Long story short: Tess Holliday's beauty brand is invincible.
How many people can you say look this perfect while demolishing a corn dog after a long day at Disneyland?
Not even New York City can handle the slay.
Which is why I think it's appropriate if everyone joined me in shouting exactly what we're all thinking right now.
"YES, QUEEN."
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