Halloween, Everyday
Sixth Sense
"My mom has told a story about my brother when he was younger. I guess he was sleepwalking and she was trying to coax him back to bed and he said something along the lines of 'I would, but the devil is behind you.' Yeah, no."
Reincarnation
"My oldest sister was born the year my dad's mom died. According to my dad, as soon as my sister was old enough to say the words, she said 'I am your mother.'"
Dating Advice
"I jokingly asked, 'What's the best way to get a girlfriend?' Seven-year-old's response: 'Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again.'"
The Deepest Love
"A friend of mine's child told him, 'Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.'"
Remember, Remember
Sibling Rivalry
"My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, 'Daddy it's a monster … we should bury it.'"
