Wet Kisses
Muddy Lips
"Look what I brought you! A very large stick! It shows just how much I love you. Now it's time for my kiss of gratitude. Who cares about the mud? Let's go for it!"
Adopt, Don't Shop
"You're adopting me?! I get my own forever home? You get all my kisses for the rest of time!"
Saturday Smooches
"What?! You're going to be home with me ALL DAY!? I get to spend this entire day with you? I'm so happy! Time for a kiss!"
Any Reason Will Do
"If I stay very still and stare just long enough, I bet I can trick you into giving me a big ol' smooch. What do you say? I'm being a good boy!"
Just Because
"I'm here. You're here. I'm happy that you're here. It kinda seems like a kiss from me is inevitable, don't ya think?"
Delay Tactics
"OK, well, I was definitely aiming for your face, but you blocked me with this hand. I'll give it a nice, good licking, but don't think I haven't forgotten about that smooch."
