Instead of Change, Embrace Your Natural Awesomeness
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
GIVE ZERO F–KS
You read that right, Taurus. Bulls are known to care so hard that they neglect themselves. This year marks the end of giving all your love and concern away for free. That sh-t costs valuable energy that you can't afford to waste. Let the new year be the year of zero f–ks (unless it's for yourself).
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
DITCH THE LOSERS
Admit it, Gemini, you know you're smarter (and funnier) than half the crew you hang with. Your natural decorum keeps you from ending those relationships, but that has only limited your potential. In 2018, it's time to raise your expectations and surround yourself with people who are as Sasha Fierce as you are.
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
GET IT, GIRRRRRL
Cancer, whatever it is that you think you owe the world, we're here to tell you that you're officially off the hook. Guess what? You're not responsible for everyone else's needs or unhappiness. Your guilt trip ticket has officially expired and your new destination is now happyville.
Leo
July 23 – Aug. 22
OWN YOUR ANXIETY
Being fierce doesn't mean you always know the right answer or feel confident about a decision. Leo, you finally have the green light to not know what you're doing or how you'll get there. And guess what? That's A-OK. No one really knows anything, anyway, so you're just more honest than the rest of us.
Virgo
Aug. 23 – Sept. 22
BE THE PARTY YOU WISH TO HAVE
Virgo, you may have social anxiety and slightly neurotic habits, but you also know how to give good party. It's time you unleash your natural charisma and share your astrological gift for having a great time with the rest of us. Seriously, we don't remember how to smile anymore. Help.
Libra
Sept. 23 – Oct. 22
STOP HIDING
Libra, you are loving and good and smart and all the adjectives that typically describe an awesome person, but you're also so afraid of people thinking you're a total dweeb that you hide your true self. So, rip off the cool kid mask and show the world the gorgeously real person you've been hiding all along.
