How Your Astrological Sign Handles Alcohol

Here's the definitive guide to how your sign gets tipsy

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

Self-control goes out the window when Taurus gets tipsy. These zipped-up food lovers can't resist a greasy cheeseburger or slice of pizza while intoxicated and may try to entice others to binge with them. While these by-the-book types may practice the fine art of denial during the day, after a night with friends and a few cocktails, this sign is down to eat as much junk food as their sweatpants can handle.

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Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Flirty, passionate Gemini is trouble in heels. Whether this sign is in a committed relationship or single, they're bound to lock lips with whoever's in their radius, all in the name of fun. This sign's sexual energy goes into overdrive when they drink, and their tendency to seduce others might get them on the naughty list with their significant other. That's why a Gemini should never go out for drinks alone and needs to have a strong group of friends to help keep her in line.

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Cancer

June 21 – July 22

Usually private Cancer gets a major case of the giggles when she imbibes. Just a few drinks are all it takes for this serious sign to bust out laughing at the slightest provocation. Alcohol allows hard-shelled Cancer to indulge in their softer, sillier side, which they need once in a while. Be careful, however, because taking the muzzle off might open the door for Cancer to spill some secrets they'd otherwise not want anyone to know.

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Leo

July 23 – August 22

Heads up friends of Leo women: When they get tipsy, they get WILD. This strong-minded sign is always up for a challenge, and when they're drinking, their estimation of their abilities greatly increases, causing them to try things they might not do sober. Look for a frisky Leo to ride a mechanical bull, climb a rock wall or go running down the street naked in the cold just to prove they can.

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Virgo

August 23 – September 22

Virgo starts off sweet, but soon progresses to salty. When they're barely buzzed, this sign is likely to engage in loving, supportive conversations with their friends. But as the night goes on, the kindness dissipates and their hidden world of pain and rejection surfaces. This maiden sign is known to internet stalk ex-boyfriends and text lengthy soliloquies to those who have spurned them in the past. Friends of Virgo need to keep them as far away from technology as possible while drinking.

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Libra

September 23 – October 22

Admittedly, Libra has a serious shopping addiction, but when they're intoxicated, all safeguards are removed. This loving sign will crush hard on a wide variety of tangible objects, including clothes, body-care items and even weird gifts for others. It's virtually impossible to talk a Libra out of purchasing stuff when they're inebriated, so just help them recover the receipts later so they can return it all once they're sober.

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