Forget the cast of Saturday Night Live, toddlers are the real comedians out there. (And let's be honest, way cuter, too.) When you live with a toddler, every day you're privy to a private comedy routine — pratfalls ad nauseum; food falling out of their mouths while they're eating; the absolute craziest, most nonsensical conversations. In short, they're the best. And there are so, so many ways to describe them.
Wondering what the true definition of a toddler is? We've got you covered. Here are 19 truly hilarious definitions of toddlers.
What's your definition of a toddler?
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The Ultimate Self-Confidence
And they kinda do look good with shorts on their head.
Tiny Nudists
We should all be so free-spirited.
Inquisitive Little Things
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Devious
Go on. Try to find your keys. I dare you.
Womp Womp
Remember "privacy?"
Peace Disturbers
Bye-bye dinner conversations.
Both Flexible & Klutzy
Note: Don't wear white around toddlers.
Adorable Little Thieves
How can someone so small take take up so much room?!
Be Careful
Don't tap the glass, please.
Freaks of Nature
It's impressive, actually.
The Ambassador
No pants, no problem!
No, Mine, Uh-Oh
The most-used three words.
BFFs
It's okay, though. They're cute.
Teeny Tyrants
Multi-taskers!
So Emotional!
… but SO much energy!
Magic Ears
Amazing, isn't it?
Split Personality
Angel —> Devil!
Mini Dictator
Only toddlers can get away with this!
Simple People
Don't need much more than this.
