As moms, we love our kids more than anything in the world. They made us who we are and gave us the air we breathe. There is nothing in life we would rather do than kiss them, hug them, and squeeze them all the time. That is, of course, until they start to drive us crazy, and then it's time to lay the smackdown. As any mom knows, that tends to happen around school closures such as spring break, summertime, and the winter holidays.
TikTok mom Soliana Sapp gets it. In fact, she could really be every mom's spirit animal. She recently posted a series on her page, @solianasapp, where she listed the rules for spring break in her family. She loves her kids, just like us, but there are just a few things they need to understand during extended stays at home, and we are here for it.
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For the love of all that is holy, let us sleep.
Sapp posted four days' worth of rules for spring break, and the first may be our favorite. Clad in a bright pink robe, she strums a guitar and lip-syncs, "The best way to wake me up in the morning is to never f—ing do it in the first place."
We can feel this one in our souls. Kids, if you're on break and mom is on break, leave her alone. She's exhausted. And if you are of the make yourself a bowl of cereal and turn on the TV age, please help yourselves.
This person had a tip. "Tell em spring break is for spring cleaning, starting as soon as Mom gets up. They'll be quiet as church mice," the person wrote in the comments.
Please, stop doing dangerous stuff.
On day two, we see Sapp yelling out the window, audio courtesy of Will Ferrell on Saturday Night Live: "Get off of the shed!"
It starts off calm, but per the usual with children, it escalates, and Sapp's in the backyard screaming and spilling coffee everywhere. It was a familiar scene to many TikTokers.
"When they make you spill the coffee, they're done!! ," someone wrote.
By day three, she was touched out.
We see Sapp in the car, this time lip-syncing an ode to her children and how much she loves them, and then they go in for the touch. Irritated, she says, "Get off of me. Can you just not touch me for like two minutes? Two whole minutes, don’t touch me. That's all I ask."
This was all too familiar to some. "I was actually behind a lady that said this to her three daughters for an hour while we were in line at Disney ," one person commented.
"Felt that to my core. Stay strong out there mommas," someone else chimed in.
Moms have dreams.
Day four's rules include audio expressing Sapp's desire to be alone, eating and drinking what she wants without being bothered. She wants to gossip with her friends and have the sun stay in the sky a bit longer. And no, she doesn't want any children to join her.
She wasn't alone. One person wrote, "PLEASE tell me if you find out how to get that…because I have a single tear trickling down.."
And another person commented, "Me too girlfriend ✌️❤️ ."
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TikTokers can't get enough.
This mom gets us, and she makes a lot of people happy. She spreads joy to her 451,000 followers, who love her humor and relatability. We're with them.
Please tell us you have a series on how to survive summer with all of these people in our homes. It's only a matter of weeks away, and girl, we're terrified.
