Music to Your Ears
Journey: 'Don’t Stop Believin’'
Trust us, you will eventually be able to leave the house without fear that your toddler is going to pee in the car seat. This anthem might be more for you than your toddler.
Taylor Swift: 'Shake It Off'
We’re going to put this in the “boy” category. Master the art of the stand-up pee with this perfect song.
Salt-n-Pepa: 'Push It'
We could get graphic, but this song really says it all. Your kid will have the words to this song memorized in a heartbeat and will likely sing it somewhere inappropriate.
Just smile and blame your husband.
Michael Jackson: 'Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
Yes, this is precisely the point. We wanna be startin’ somethin’ … somethin’ along the lines of excreting into a bowl versus in your diaper.
Guns N’ Roses: 'Patience'
Whistle along to this classic. It will help the time pass as you wait for it … wait for it … she may or may not be pooping … keep whistling.
Just smile and blame your husband.
Snoop Dogg: 'Drop It Like It’s Hot'
What?!? This song not about pooping?
