I am a husband, father, freelance writer, TV promo producer and webaholic. I write for Guyspeak, Asylum, Lemondrop, and on my humor blog, List Of The Day. My first book, 1,001 Facts That Will Scare The S#%t Out Of You, just published. Please buy a copy so I can eat. Thanks.
I live in the Dirty South with my wife and daughter, who's 8 and says funny things all the time, so I made a Twitter page just to share them with everyone.
