I am a working mom that loves having a child but hates being a parent.
I consider myself smart and funny. When my comic sensibility is called into question I just laugh — because like I said — I'm funny.
I have a girlfriend (as in a gay one) and we have been together for almost eight years. I refuse to call her my "partner" as we are not in business together, nor do we fight crime.
I carried our daughter. My girlfriend is going to carry our next child. How badly do all of you women out there wish you were gay right now? Like I said — told you I was smart.
