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Do you ever put on your swimsuit, look down, and think, "Wow, I sure could use a little extra adornment on my crotch?"
No?
Well, now you can anyway, thanks to these sparkly crotch charms brought to you by Japanese retailer BoDivas.
Called a "Beachtail," this charm hooks to the inside of your bikini bottoms with a metal chain, so other bejeweled chains dangle between your legs.
The charm, which retails for $19.50 on Amazon, is made out of stainless rhodium silver-plated brass and Swarovski crystals.
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We're not too sure how comfortable a metal chain in your crotch would be while you're trying to frolic on the beach.
What happens when the metal gets too hot? Or if we find out we're allergic to the metal?
Ouch.
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But if this tickles your fancy, "Beachtails" also come in a wide variety of colored jewels.
Just maybe prepare yourself for some uncomfortable rubbing or pinching.
