Just because you're officially a mom doesn't mean you've lost your edge. Even though we're sure you curb the cusses as much as possible in front of the kiddos, you can't deny how good it feels to let an f-bomb slip out every now and then, especially when you really mean it — whether the occasion is positive or negative.
Sure, it's a habit we hope our kids don't pick up from us until they're older, but until then, we're just going to have to teach them not to swear in front of their teachers (and fine, maybe their grandparents). We can't help who we are, and sometimes, that means we're going to drop a few swear bombs here and there in our daily conversations that they're inevitably going to overhear.
To celebrate your fiery spirit, we rounded up a list of swear-filled swag to put on your wishlist … or to get some inspiration for the moms who love cuss words who are on your shopping list this year. There's no shame in being a mom who also has a bit of sass — in fact, you should definitely consider showing off that side a little more often.
Censored Earrings
Ready to take statement jewelry to a whole new level? These earrings ought to do it. They might be totally censored, but any mom who just can't hold back a bad word or two will get what they're trying to communicate. Sometimes, you just can't hold back an s-bomb or two.
Personality Mug
Starting at
$13.99
from
Look Human
Of course, this isn't the kind of mug that Barbie would use until she grew up — but it's perfect for the mom in your life who loves the doll and the use of all swear words whenever possible. We have to admit that it's pretty cute, and her kids who can't read yet will never know the difference.
Spicy Spices
For the mom who ends up using swear words a lot in the kitchen (or maybe the mom who reminds you of Gordon Ramsay) this spice is a perfect choice. A blend of salt, pepper, seasoned salt, chile powder, garlic, and paprika, this seasoning will taste good on just about anything.
Wine Tea Towel
There's no one on earth who couldn't use another tea towel, and this one is cute and funny (with a little bit of spice, of course). And at this price, it's hard not to grab as a gift for a friend — and an extra for yourself, too. We can't really resist using the word "s—faced" when we're talking about being classy …
The Secret Ingredient
$15.95
from
Always Fits
While we're talking about cussing in the kitchen, here's another gift that's totally appropriate for that situation. Forget about that trick of using twice the amount of garlic that the recipe calls for to make the food in question super yummy. The recipient of your gift is the secret ingredient.
A Scandalous Coloring Book
An adult coloring book is a great way to blow off some steam — especially when it includes a few choice words along with beautiful designs. Pair this 32-page coloring book with a brand-new pack of markers or colored pencils, and this is a gift that will come in handy the next time stress hits.
The Calm Down Candle
Do you have friends on your shopping list who cusses because they're stressed out, not necessarily because they love cussing (at least, in their current situation)? This candle might need to be called into action for a little bit of zen in their lives.
A Few Alternatives
Cussing can be a really hard habit to break, especially with little ears around, hearing (and repeating) everything you say. But these pencils might help remind your favorite swearers of a few alternative phrases they can use … albeit none of them as good as the real thing.
Silly Sticky Notes
$17.95
from
Always Fits
If your friend has a hard time reeling it in in the office — or works with people who have a good sense of humor — these sticky notes might help. It comes with six pads, each one with a different design. One of them even includes the f-bomb.
Fowl Language
$14.99
from
Always Fits
This mug technically doesn't feature any bad words, so technically the recipient could use it anywhere, even in front of the kids. It just shows off a few birds with names that would make anyone giggle, like the blue-footed booby and the tufted titmouse.
Good Moms Cuss
The shirt kind of says it all, doesn't it? Good moms do cuss. Of course, plenty of good moms don't cuss — but the words we choose to use when we're frustrated (or super excited) have no bearing on the kind of mother we are. Sometimes, a T-shirt like this is the perfect reminder of that.
F-Bomb Mom Socks
For your cussing mom friend who tries to hide it a little, these socks ought to be the perfect present. They share her love of the f-bomb on an actual f-bomb — and because they're socks, they're easy to hide. Plus, they do look pretty cozy.
Mother of the Effing Year Mug
As moms, we all know how important our daily caffeine can be to start our day. Why not get the morning off to a great start with a mug that reminds us just how great we are? (In fewer words, one of them a pretty decent cuss?)
Attitude To Go
Sometimes, a mug won't work, so in mom life, having an option to take that coffee to go is a must. This mug is stainless steel, so it'll keep drinks hot or cold on the go, plus the design is cute and funny. If someone came to mind as soon as you read it, it's the perfect gift.
Pretty But Sweary
Tote bags are always a practical and thoughtful gift, because who doesn't always welcome adding one more to the collection? Not only is this one adorable, but it will also pump up the recipient of this gift whenever they need an extra boost. And did we mention that it's pretty?
*Psst: if you choose to purchase an item from this post, Cafemom may receive a small cut. Each item and price is up to date at the time of publication; however, an item may be sold out or the price may be different at a later date.
