Getting a massage can be a relaxing and refreshing experience — but what if your massage was also a sexually gratifying experience? Known as “happy ending massages,” these satisfying rubdowns aren’t available at reputable spas. In fact, these services are often considered prostitution, and massage parlors can be shut down for providing massages that end in sexual contact. Of course, if a massage like this feels up your alley, you can always create the experience at home with a consenting partner.
Taboo as they may be, “happy ending massages” do exist, and people who have gotten them are all too willing to share their experiences. Here’s what some “happy ending” recipients said on Reddit about how they felt afterward.
Very nice.
“Honestly, it was very nice. She was hot, did a good job, it was a body-on-body massage (which felt really good) and she was professional but very sweet. I really liked it. If it wasn’t so expensive I probably would’ve done it again.” – Horny_Horner
Something kind of alluring about the whole experience.
“I went to a number of them in Massachusetts/Boston when I was younger. I even had unprotected sex with one of them, which is probably the dumbest thing I could have done.
Post nut clarity I always wished I used my money on something else. But I did keep going for some reason. I genuinely enjoy the massages and I was a sex addict. Didn’t have issues getting dates or having sex with regular women, there was just something kind of alluring of the whole experience.
And again, I do love a good massage. Sometimes getting horny in the process is just a plus (or minus depending on how you look at it).” – DShinobiPirate
Would do it again.
“Contrary to most people here, I just felt relaxed, and it was actually a happy ending to a good massage. No more, no less. She was very business like, but that was okay. Would do it again, it wasn’t even that expensive. Considering regular massages are already expensive, it’s not that much more.” – Ratiofarming
I felt really desirable.
“Woman here, it wasn’t that kind of place. Just a lot of chemistry and a massage therapist that was willing to break the rules. I felt really desirable.” – Labelletlabete
Totally relaxed.
“Totally relaxed and up beat. The only issue is when the massage itself is mid; I do actually want a nice massage, the happy ending is just a cherry on top.” – kinkpilot2015
A bit underwhelming.
“It was alright. When I got inside the building it was raining like crazy outside and the receptionist (a very sweet older lady) grabbed me a warm towel to dry myself off. We made some small talk and I paid, she made sure I knew that the place I was at was an adult massage parlor, which I thought was kinda funny. Chatting about the weather, then a lady old enough to be my mom basically asks “you know we jerk you off here right?”
I left satisfied. It’s always a bit underwhelming when you’re done, but I don’t necessarily regret it. Had a good time, spoke with some interesting characters, and didn’t get any diseases. Can’t complain too much.” – Assistantshrimp
It just didn’t feel right.
“My body was confused by the experience. Like my body wanted a massage but it got a happy ending instead and it just didn’t feel right.” – Neurotic-mess
Honestly felt disgusted.
“Might be in the minority here but I honestly felt disgusted and couldn’t even keep it up. This was many years ago when I had just turned 18. Something about the idea that she was just doing this to guys all night really turned me off. Safe to say I’ve never done anything of the sort since.” – SuleyGul
Emptiness and regret.
“Used to frequent those places. It can get addictive real quick. Also if the other person got good technique then it felt really good especially after one day of hard labor work. In the long run? Emptiness and regret. You know you are in a hard place if you go there just to have someone to jerk you off.” – chowchowthedog
Pretty hot experience.
“Had a long distance girlfriend pay for it and she wanted to hear how it went afterwards. With all that, it made a pretty hot experience even hotter.
The masseuse knew why I was there and made it a really pleasurable experience. Decent massage, too. Ended up paying for one myself and got a different masseuse that was not as sexy and was very businesslike. Post-nut clarity on that one made me realize she may have been there against her will or something.” – bonerthrowaway4
Never been back since.
“I felt fine, until I saw several places I visited get raided and found out how many of those places have trafficked workers. Never been back since.” – thegerj
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