Imagine this: You’re getting intimate with a partner, things are getting hot and heavy, when suddenly the door bursts open and you’re not alone anymore. It’s the stuff of nightmares, but it happens more often than we’d like to think. The most common scenario, of course, is parents walking in on their kids and kids walking in on their parents, but there are even more salacious stories out there.
On Reddit, people are sharing the embarrassing moments where they were caught in the act, baring it all for strangers to read. In the AskReddit subReddit, someone asked, “People who got caught doing something intimate, what happened next?”
Here are some of the answers:
Dad made things awkward.
“My dad walked in (without knocking) on my wife and I having some fun time (we were 69ing). Dad walked out and said to my mom ‘they are busy’ and ‘looks fun.’ Next morning was awkward.” –Psytrancedude99
Older brother to the rescue.
“My childhood bedroom didn’t have a lock, and one day, my older brother walked in on me and my girlfriend. He immediately left the house, went to the hardware store, bought a door lock assembly, and came home to install it on my door.” –Stoneheart7
IT saves the day.
“I dated a girl at work and she had to go in on a Saturday. I agreed to go with her. After she finished working she said, i have a wicked idea, lets go into the big conference room and you rail me on the table in the CEO’s spot. We did it, it was awesome. Then we go home. A little while later my good friend, who had gotten me the job called me to tell me what had transpired. He was IT and got a call from the security company. They wanted to know why there was a badge swipe into the main conference room when no one was supposed to be there. There was a server access door that lead through that room so it triggered a follow up. Theres a security cam in the room we never saw and they called him to have him send them the video for analysis. I was sweating bullets and terrified. He said relax, i wiped the video and badge swipe and reported that it was a false report. Security said, ok and dropped it. But thats not the end of the story. Years later, as a wedding present, not married to the girl from the conference room, at the bachelor party he hands me a beautify framed still image from the security video of me from behind, my white *ss clearly visible as I’m thrusting balls deep.” –Frank-Wrench
Everyone was totally unfazed.
“Shared summer house in my 20s. Roommate came in to get something during a party. We both said hi to him mid doggy. Wasn’t the first or last time that happened in that house.” –italjersguy
Getting caught ended the summer fling.
“Her dad came home and saw my car outside their house when it wasn’t supposed to be. So he RAN downstairs to find me and his daughter scrambling to put our pants on. The little sister also ran down since the dad did and he SCREAMED at her to not come down (thank god). I got my pants on and went upstairs. He got nose to nose with me and said to never come back to his house ever again. Thankfully it was the last week before summer ended and the girl and I were going to different colleges. So that kinda naturally broke up our summer fling. Also the dad was the local pastor.” –trich1887
Lasagna has never been the same.
“Thought my parents were out for the weekend, so we went all in. Midway through, the door creaks open and my mom yells, ‘Who wants lasagna?’ I’ve never dressed so fast in my life. Now every time she makes lasagna, I get war flashbacks.” –loves_tits_in_dm
Thank God it was dark out.
“Many years ago, I was driving back to my hometown with my girlfriend in her tiny car. It had been a long drive through the afternoon and into the evening. For some reason, as we got nearer to town, we started feeling frisky. We lived in a sharehouse, and having sex there was likely to disturb others, so ended up pulling over in a darked carpark of a children’s playground just as you enter the town.
The car really was tiny, so the only way we could do this was with her in the car, on all fours in the back seat with the door open, and me standing bare-assed outside the car. This was fine, because it was very dark and there were no cars around.
Just as we were finishing, a car came around a corner with its high-beams on, lighting up the entire scene as bright as day. As they drove past the carpark, they hit the horn and yelled something, so I did what any self respecting teenager would do, and turned and waved at them.
We got our clothes back on, got back in the car, and drove home. A few minutes after getting home, some of our housemates turned up with takeout, then immediately told us that they’d just seen people f—ing down in the carpark at the playground. I said something along the lines of ‘Holy s—, really! Did you see who it was?’ and they replied ‘Nah, it was pretty dark. For a split second, I just saw some guy’s white a– pumping away so we hit the horn, then I swear he turned and waved at us when we drove past.’
To this day, those friends have no idea it was me.” –sapperbloggs
Everyone heard the marriage consummation.
“The master bedroom of the Airbnb we got for our wedding had a weird layout with the vents. It had a vent that went through the bedroom, bathroom, and out to the hallway. You could hear everything going on in the bedroom from the hallway through the vent.
We didn’t know that, and apparently everyone in the living room got to witness the consummation of our marriage
Luckily everyone was chill but I was mortified.” –soulspaghetti
