If you are taking all the joy you can get, right now, watching the awful, spoiled owners of Schitt's Creek learn what life is like for the rest of us, maybe you want to theme your Valentine's Day around their hilarious journey in order to share your obsession?
Here are five Valentine's Day cards to help you share this bittersweet joy, humor, and — even — romance.
You're a Lamborghini!
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Ah, entitlement at its worst meets complete lack of talent. The scene where Alexis auditions by singing a piece from her own show is cringe-worthy, irritating, and everything that's wrong with spoiled rich people. But it's also hilarious!
Perhaps the humor is a little dry for Valentine's Day, but are all those hearts and flowers really your style? Your recipient will love it.
Here's the card!
Moira Rose: Be My Bebe
She's hateful, she's lovable (is she?), and she speaks to everyone — even if it's with a certain amount of condescension. What if she says she wants you to be her "bebe"? Do you laugh, hug, or run?
David Rose is struggling.
We can all relate to this sentiment expressed by David, right now. In fact, this is probably why we are all sending Valentine's Day cards instead of connecting with people, right now.
The world is falling apart!
No one knows more viscerally how much the world as we know — knew — it is falling apart more than someone who made their fortune renting VHS movies. Drama won't fix it, but it's entertaining.
Here is Moira expressing everything we are all feeling about the people in our pods.
Simply the best!
It's the perfect Valentine's moment. A beautiful, public declaration of love where everyone applauds and cries.
It's a perfect moment, and it's made for Valentine's Day. If the object of your desire is familiar with this scene, it is sure to bring tears.
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