Let’s set the scene: It’s a rainy Tuesday night, and you and your lover are winding down with a bottle of red wine in front of the crackling fireside. Things get frisky, and there’s a heated spark passing between the two of you, that only means one thing: it’s go time.
For the sheer sake of spontaneity, you both decide you’re going to switch things up tonight in lieu of your normal bedroom activities. One thing leads to another, and with a liberal amount of lubrication and enthusiastic consent, you’re losing your anal virginity. Congrats! It’s all fun and games, and as it happens, you’re actually beginning to wonder if you prefer this kind of sex to vaginal penetration… until, well, sh*t happens. Once you both realize what went down, you become utterly mortified. But guess what? You absolutely shouldn’t be.
Look. As embarrassing as it may seem to go number 2 during this kind of penetration, believe me when I say, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. According to experts, while it’s not exactly standard for this to happen during anal, it does happen. This is mostly due to the fact that the part of your body being repeatedly penetrated is connected to your digestive system. As such, it makes sense that this unwanted reaction can occur. But just remember, it’s nothing you did wrong! The situation is completely out of your control, and both you and your partner should be sensitive to this truth.
If you want to experiment with anal again without this unpleasant outcome, make sure you come fully prepared beforehand. Here’s how to safely engage in anal without poop happening:
Plan Ahead of Time
Although there’s nothing steamier than having sex in the heat of the moment, when it comes to anal sex in particular, it’s better to prepare and plan ahead of time. Make sure you pick a date/time where you both feel comfortable enough for this kind of play, for example, when you’re not dealing with any signs of stomach or digestive issues.
Eat Light The Day Of
Another common recommendation if you’re planning to have anal is to eat light meals that day as opposed to anything heavy. As previously mentioned, the anus is connected to the digestive system, so in order to avoid any unwanted issues during sex, it’s best to eat minimally leading up to the big event.
Go To The Bathroom Beforehand
The best way to avoid going while you’re getting busy is actually quite simple: finish your business beforehand. The experience will be far more comfortable and enjoyable for you. It will also help you feel less anxious and stressed. Just keep in mind that sex isn’t ever as airbrushed and clean as it is in your fantasies. Sometimes, unwanted bodily functions can happen, and that’s perfectly okay. Knowing this can help you prepare ahead of time for any unwanted bathroom occurrences.
