Maybe they've had a hard day, or they're just revolting against Mom's new rules, but whenever we spot an "I'm running away" note from kids, it never fails to crack us up. They're a little bit threatening and typically hilarious, but their attempts at leaving home are always perfectly share-worthy.
We scoped the Internet for these epic notes from just who were just totally done with their siblings and parents, and needed a major break.
Take a look at the best (and by best, we mean ambitious!) runaway notes from kids.
How can you not laugh at #6?! Has your kid ever been mad over something like that?
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Directions for Return
Yes, this is a runaway note. And no, we definitely, totally, 100% do not want to be found.
Fine, Mom
I guess you'll be included too, Mom. Wait, maybe not.
Ok, fine. Thanks for the 8 years, Mom.
Straight to the Point
Will they be back? That's a clear "not."
Group Break
It's only an overnight runaway, but if Mom and Dad need a break, the kids are willing to make the sacrifice.
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Going Away Party
Emily just requests a quick goodbye, and then she'll be gone. No need to wake up either; she won't disturb you.
Wrongly Accused
That was not a funny allegation, and it's grounds for leaving.
How Understanding...
"Dear Mommy, your trobles are going to be gon soon. I will run awy tomoreoe so you can have a better livfe without me."
So considerate, wouldn't you say?
Map Included
Simply put, that's just the only logical option. Below, a map, in case Mom's wondering where they're off to.
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Run Away With the Band
If there was ever a reason to leave, this would be it.
'90s kids, unite!
Short & Sweet
The small sad face is really the only explanation you get, parents!
Still Undecided
P.P.S. I'm not sure why I wrote this one.
P.P.P.S. Just kidding — I'm staying.
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