Finally: Sexy Bands! Silly Bandz for (Tasteless) Grown-Ups!

Tired of seeing full-grown adults sporting Silly Bandz everywhere you look? Well, fret no more, my friends.

Now, they can go out (or get online anyway) and buy themselves some SEXY BANDS.

You knew this was only a matter of time. Pictured above is the Position Pack, on sale for just $4.99, but it's not all that's available from the Sexy Bands line…

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You can also get this Party Pack for $4.99, and a Stripper Pack is coming soon!

W00T!

While I think the Position Pack in particular is hilarious, I don't think I'll be buying Sexy Bands for myself any time soon. We already have Silly Bandz in random places all over this house, and with my luck, my daughter would find a Sexy Band accidentally and take it to school to trade with her friends.

Oops.

But what about you? Would you buy Sexy Bands or do you think they're offensive?

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