Sorry, Annie, but it turns out in Hollywood, you're always fully dressed without a smile. Victoria Beckham only smiles about once a year — for good reason — but Angelina Jolie and Katie Holmes are guilty of ditching the big grin for a come-hither glare, too. Secret rumor has it they sold their teeth to the Tooth Factory in upstate Michigan, where lots of creepy research is taking place … but no one has yet to confirm. Just kidding. But really, haven't you ever wondered why they're always on the red carpet — actually every carpet — sans smile?
Okay, fine, I'll tell you why, but I guarantee you're not gonna like it: Their smiles are AWFUL. Bad. Unflattering. Awkward. So ugly they oogly.
Don't get it twisted folks, I think Posh, Angie, and TomKat NAIL the close-mouthed grin better than any other babes in the business … but they just fall way short in the smiling department.
Fortunately, they're not the only stars with this issue. Turns out there's a ton of celebs who look downright bad with a broad grin. Check out the top 9 leading ladies with the most awkward smiles — it's a total shocker!
Do you prefer to smile with your mouth open or closed?
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Victoria Beckham
Kristen Stewart
Natalie Portman
Taylor Swift
Paris Hilton
Katie Holmes
Keira Knightley
Angelina Jolie
Zooey Deschanel
