30 Ridiculous Things All Couples Fight About

There are certain subjects guaranteed to put an abrupt end to your domestic bliss. I'm not talking about those big, life-changing blow-ups (like after he announces he doesn't want more kids or you've gambled away your 401[k] on a bad investment). There are plenty of little, seemingly innocuous annoyances that can put a damper on a usually peaceful, happy home. Take a look at the 30 things guaranteed to start a spat with your spouse.

  1. How many times he presses the snooze button
  2. Taking out the trash
  3. Whose turn it is to take Little Bobby to yet another birthday party
  4. Changing the toilet paper roll
  5. How long a mother-in-law plans to visit
  6. Snoring
  7. Putting a cap on the toothpaste
  8. The fact he "Friended" an ex on Facebook
  9. Who takes longer to get ready
  10. Size the new TV should be
  11. Farting
  12. Washing the dishes
  13. Getting lost
  14. What to name the dog
  15. Cleaning the bathroom
  16. Keeping a gift an ex gave you long ago
  17. What temp the bedroom should be set to
  18. Which side of the family to spend Christmas with
  19. Burping
  20. The dirty clothes left on the floor
  21. Who gets to pick what to watch on TV tonight
  22. Emptying the dishwasher
  23. How to dress the kids
  24. He doesn't think your friend is good enough to date his
  25. You root for opposing teams
  26. He doesn't want to hang out with your friends
  27. He ate all of your cookies
  28. Walking the dog
  29. Which one of you is more likable
  30. Where to put things in the fridge

What other silly things do you argue about?

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