Remember that scene in Juno when she goes to the abortion clinic, and the reception offers her boysenberry-flavored condoms, and says they make her boyfriend’s junk taste like pie? That always made me giggle.
Although I’ve never used them, I can understand the appeal of flavored condoms. Hey, safety first, and if you’re going to do that, some flavor other than K-Y might make the experience more, shall we say, appetizing.
As it turns out, you can get condoms in almost every flavor imaginable — including bacon. That’s right, the company J&D’s Foods recently launched bacon condoms. With that inspiration, I set out to find the wackiest flavored condoms on the market.
Image via store.baconsalt.com
Bacon
Ah yes, the instantly infamous bacon-flavored condoms. You know, bacon makes a lot of things better, but I don't think this is one of them. Let's leave the bacon for the BLTs, mmmkay?
Chocolate
There's some sort of melt-in-you-mouth joke in there somewhere, but I'm way too classy to make it. These ones might not actually be so bad — just remember not to bite.
Strawberry
Hmmm … if you combine this one with the chocolate one, does it taste like a chocolate covered strawberry? Should sex really make us this hungry for sweets?
Banana
Banana!! Hahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahaha! Come on, this one is funny to the max. Because, well, because you know.
Cola
Cola-flavored condoms? Without the fizz, I hope. It probably tastes more like Pepsi than Coke anyway, and you'll end up wishing you'd ordered an iced tea.
Whiskey
Well this just gives a whole new meaning to the term "whiskey dick" doesn't it? Also I think my favorite part of these is the name: McCondom.
Cannabis
Pot, marijuana, ganga, weed, dope, hash, reefer, grass … whatever you call it, this condom apparently tastes like it.
