Pinterest vs. Reality: 18 Hilariously Bad Mom FAILS

Pinterest is awesome — even if it is depressing as hell sometimes. So many images and projects and dreams beyond the scope of most moms … sigh. C'mon, do you know anyone in real life who actually attempted a pink, 10-turret birthday castle cake that didn't come out like looking like a pile of Play-Doh with icing? Or whose living room doesn't look like a small plastic parts manufacturing factory?

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We didn't think so. Of course our intentions are always good, but it feels like no matter how much effort we put into these crafty DIYs or picturesque spaces, real life always seems to get in the way and ruin our Pinterest-y image. Not only is it disappointing, it's actually kind of funny sometimes. 

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The perfect lives moms imagine on Pinterest oftentimes do not reflect the sad reality that actually goes down, which is why we put together these 18 hilarious instances of Pinterest vs. Reality that all moms can surely relate to.

Baby's First Time Eating Solids

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Simplebites

"Frankly, I'd rather eat my own poop."

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Baby's First Book

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Rosy Little Things

Felt = Big Saliva Sponge = Really Bad Idea.

Behavior Motivation

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Wordpress

Nothing says "great job pooping in the toilet!" like a handful of chocolate.

Castle Birthday Cake

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American All Sweets

That slant gives this edible art some character. You just can't get this kind of perfection from a cake shop.

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Cat Door

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Blogspot

9-1-1 should be getting the call any second now.

Coat Rack

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homedit

The family of the first picture obviously lives in Florida, or someplace else that doesn't have coats.

Creative Braids

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Babble

It's fine, you can't see the back of your head anyway.

Disney Memories

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Disney

Yup, those beady little eyes would freak us the heck out, too.

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Fridge Organization

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Matter of Taste Online

Someone actually uses an entire basket for apple slices? Who does that? Seriously, who?

Home Office

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leighstandley/Flickr

#2 is the much better parent. Much more hide-and-go-seek-able.

Kid Self Portrait

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Art Projects for Kids

Anger issues much?

Kid Closet

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Live Simply By Annie

An outfit looks better once you've fought the closet monster for the perfect shirt. It's a proven scientific fact.

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Kid's Playroom

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Blogspot

It might not be pretty but it's FUNCTIONAL.

Magic Birthday Moments

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Bash Corner

Blow out the candles on your cucumber slices, honey!

Mom Happy Hour

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Pinterest

Who needs a waterview when you can throw back a few shots and beat the next level of FarmVille.

Homemade Robot Costume

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Thrifty Fun

Just like C-3P0, hunny. I swear.

Building a Snowman

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We think he captured Frosty during his Melting Phase rather perfectly, don't you?

Tin Foil Crafts

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iVillage

Me Godzilla. Look Mom!!!