Despite major risks to body and reputation, people still insist on having sex outdoors and in weird places. All in the name of "spicing things up." Well, things really DO get spicy when you have to go to the hospital, the clink, or the morgue because of having sex in places people should NOT be having sex. Keep in your beds, people! Here are 10 places people should never have sex — but DO. If you can believe it!
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Up Against a Handrail
A woman in Russia was found naked outside, with her head stuck in a handrail. She and her boyfriend had apparently decided to do the dirty up against the rail when her head slipped through the bars and she became stuck. Douchebag boyfriend disappeared and the cops had to get her out.
In a Cathedral
A couple were arrested for having sex inside New York City's famous St. Patrick's cathedral, which they did as a radio stunt. Apparently God did not approve.
In Your Motel Room (??!!)
While having sex in your motel room sounds like a fine idea, having it with the shades wide open is apparently verboten. And a criminal offense. Who knew?
In a Public Park (Unfair, Right?!)
Although it sounds romantic having sex in a public park — especially if you just got married — it is still illegal. Bet they had a fun honeymoon though!
Against a Window
You definitely do NOT want to have sex against a window. Because, you know, glass is dangerous. Unfortunately this couple, who died, found out the hard way. (So to speak.)
In a Police Car
You've been arrested on drug charges. You are handcuffed. You're in the back of a squad car. Yeah, now might NOT be the time to have sex. Just sayin'.
Sex on the Beach Should Only be a Cocktail
Beaches are romantic, but having sex on them is not. Not only can it land you in the clink, but think of all the places those little sand particles can end up!
The Playboy Mansion Grotto
Seriously, you can only imagine everything that has gone on there! Even the Health Dept. checked it out after a pneumonia outbreak. Wear a hazmat suit if you dare to bare in the Playboy grotto.
In Front of Children -- Who Aren't Even Yours
Let me just go out on a limb here and say sex in front of a pediatrician's office is not the best idea. Though it might seem so at the time when you're lit up like a Christmas tree.
