Some of us get to eat a beautifully frosted, delicious, two-tiered cake for our birthday. Others get the kind of cake we're almost afraid to cut into. We found a few birthday cakes too amazing to forget, whether it's because they're spectacularly cool or spectacularly weird. Here are 10 wacky, insane, and incredible birthday cakes we just had to share. Would you dare sink a knife into one of these masterpieces?
Seductive Spider-Man
For the girl who wants to make it with Spider-Man on her birthday. Come hither to my inexplicably tulle-trimmed web …
Good Intentions
I'm sure someone meant well with this strawberry avalanche cake. I mean, look at the layers!
Spa Treatment for Barbie
Who needs a pretty skirt cake when you can just have a seat and enjoy a nice mud bath?
Marshmallow Cake
Yeah, it's a cake made of marshmallows. You got a problem with that?
Dia de los Skull Cakes
What your cake should look like if you happen to be born on November 1: Awesome.
Pink + Doctors + Snowman + Dragon = ???
You had me at pink and doctors, but what's with all the cartoon characters? Is this a cake for a girl whose parents want her to go into medicine? What's with the snowman? The blue guy? I have so many questions.
Best. Minion Cake. Ever.
And I've seen A LOT of minion cakes. This one takes the … uh … you know.
Graveyard Cake
I'm just wondering … giant fingers or leprachaun skeletons? Because scale matters. Also: Spooky.
Beer Pong Cake
I mean.
I Asked for Angry Birds
I'll let the caption speak for itself: "I asked for Angry Birds Star Wars. I did not provide a photo. This is what we got. #Birthdaycakefail #isthatsupposedtobeYoda?"