Shopping for a swimsuit is stressful, so we've decided to make it a little bit easier for you. Here are 9 hideous swimsuits you should NOT buy. You're welcome! We just narrowed down your choices to a mere 720,397,423.
No but seriously, who would wear this monstrosity? I ask you! What the hell. No one wants to consider the human digestive system while they're at the pool or the beach. NO ONE. But while we're on the topic of the weird swimsuits, take a look at some of these. Would you dare to wear any of them?
Dem Guts Swimsuit
That's actually what they're calling it — "Dem Guts Swimsuit" ($90.00 AUD, Black Milk). Really, you should see their entire swimsuit collection because OMG.
Suspender Suit Leaves You Exposed
Okay American Apparel ($25.00), we give up. WHERE DO OUR BOOBS GO? WHERE?!?
R2D2 NOOO!
Great news: They make awful swimsuits for men, too! Leave your dignity at the door, guys. ($29.50, Hot Topic)
Epaulets: What Every Bikini Top Needs
I don't even understand why this is happening. (Sold out amazingly enough, Modnique)
Bandage Swimsuits Hurt
Bandage swimsuits are insane. You can't swim in them, and they're going to give you wacky tan lines. So they're for lounging around indoor pools? Please explain! ($125, Etsy)
Mrwow! I'm Scared
Psychedelic kitty cat swimsuit will clear the pool in no time. (£32.00, Truffle Shuffle)
