Everyone knows that when you are a plus-size woman, the rules of fashion are different. But aside from mandates like sticking to dark, baggy clothing, there are a few fashion musts that bigger women have to follow when it comes to Halloween. The biggest rule of them all? Do NOT try to dress sexy — because after all, everyone knows sexy only happens at a size 2.*
*We are being 100% sarcastic, by the way.
Everyone knows women with tummies can't possibly be confident in a form-fitting dress.
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And bold, dramatic costumes just don't flatter a big girl's figure.
Plus, it isn't as if a larger woman could ever accurately pull off a thin character's outfit.
After all, plus-size women totally "can't" bare their arms and look hot...
... or look steamy with a little leg out.
I mean, psh, forget looking like a voluptuous villain.
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And there's no way a big girl could imitate a celebrity like Jennifer Lopez perfectly.
Big girls can't get too creative with their looks because, y'know, they just can't pull it off.
Hell will likely freeze over if they show too much skin.
Plus, who'd want to do a couples costume with them?! Everyone knows that plus-size girls don't get *real* partners.
They simply cannot pull off the sass that sexy costumes require.
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Plus-size ladies, you better stay home this Halloween watching horror movies...
… it's not as if you have a ton of options anyway.
As seen by how much these plus-size women slay, clearly we are not being serious. Plus-size women can be silly or sexy for their Halloween fun, and they'll look just as great as a thin person doing it too.
