Turns out that about 70 percent of women need clitoral stimulation in order to climax, yet only 65 percent of straight women are climaxing during sex (when compared to 95 percent of straight men). There's a clear disparity here, so what gives? We can thank a miseducation about the vagina and female pleasure. (How often do we hear people talk about finding the G-spot as if they're Lewis and Clark?) That's why folks just could not handle a photo on Twitter that illustrates how oblivious some people are when it comes to finding the clitoris.
On Monday, @ayyjqce tweeted out an image of a fire escape plan map that looks eerily like female sexual anatomy.
On the map of the vagi-, oops, I mean, building, the "Stair 1 Roof Access" is right around where the clitoris would be.
Obviously, since the Internet is the Internet, a hilarious roast of clit-clueless folks ensued.
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People didn't beat around the bush when pointing out how some don't even bother with finding the clit.
Too real.
Most took the diagram in good humor.
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Like, really good humor.
Make that worryingly good humor.
That's just a joke, *right*?
While so many of these jokes are pure gold, maybe having this kind of map for sexual educational purposes isn't such a bad idea.
Maybe?