Vagina slippers are a thing, and no, they're not fuzzy nesting gear for your vagina. They're actually just slippers for your feet, and like the name implies, they proudly showcase a knitted vulva.
The handmade slipper-sock hybrids are the latest creation sold by HappyUnderwearGifts on Etsy for an easy $27.
"Do you want FUN gift for a surprise Halloween, birthday, bachelorette parties?" the product description said. "Then [these] vulva-knitted socks [are] the product for you."
(Although TBH, we don't see why these would be reserved for just one time of the year.)
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The crochet socks are made of acrylic and wool yarn, and the soles are made of thick felt.
The cozy slippers are made without dyes or odors, and are 100 percent handmade. How artisan!
These socks are perfect for any folks who want to show support for the powerful female reproductive system *and* keep their feet toasty during the upcoming wintry weather.
Just imagine pulling your feet out of your vagina slippers to show off your vagina-inspired pedicure.
There are also penis-inspired slippers, if you're into that.
Or maybe you're looking for a low-key NSFW matching set of gifts?
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