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I've got a type. I'm not saying that I've been *exclusive* in my dating history, but I swoon when I see a dude with a beard. I can't help it. There's just something so sexy about a man with facial hair. Maybe I was a pirate goddess in a past life — I don't know.
But there's a new beard trend that I need to process: rainbow facial hair. Men are coloring their beards so that they practically look like sexy merdudes, and I am HERE for it.
Not convinced yet? Take a gander at these fine bearded gentlemen who have joined the Facial Hair Unicorn Tribe — and look damn fine doing it.
Sexy gray hair? Check. Wild violet beard that makes me confused and tingly? Check.
A longer beard = more color = more to love!
This isn't the "Blue Beard" you think you know...
But DID HE BLUE HIMSELF, is my question.
Even the eyebrows? That's dedication.
Respect.
You're my boy, Blue!
His beard looks as soft as a blue shag carpet and I have this weird urge to run my fingers through it.
Is that creepy of me to say?
And this guy makes a colored beard look classy AF.
I'm pretty sure this dude actually lives in the ocean and commands the merfolk.
Like King Triton wasn't already sexy enough…
It's like staring into the sun...
TOO HOT.
He's actually very pretty in pink.
And, frankly, so is he.
If you've ever wondered what a Norse god would look like with a purple beard, I PRESENT:
This dude is definitely gunning for Mother Nature's job.
You do you, you beautifully-colored-bearded bastard.
Which rainbow-bearded dude is your favorite?
